My colleagues are a bunch of jokers.
In the lift, with a bunch of engineers.
Mr. A: So, when is your baby due?
Mr. B: Huh? My wife is not pregnant.
Mr. A: I know. When is YOUR baby due? *Pointing at Mr. B’s huge belly*
Mr. B: Hahaha! You’re evil! *Looking at me and the others in the lift* Did you hear what he said?
Mr. C: Of course I did, I already have a name for your baby!
In the lecture hall, during training.
Ms. P: Mr. Q, are you alright? You look disturbed.
Mr. R: *Whispering* He had a small accident this morning.
Ms. P: Really? What happened?
Mr. Q: I turned into the ramp at the multilevel car park and my car hit the wall.
Ms. P: Oh dear! Is the WALL okay?
At the café, during lunch.
Mr. X: Hey, you’re wearing our corporate t-shirt.
Me: Yeah, it’s Wednesday. (FYI we are supposed to wear the company’s corporate t-shirt on Wednesdays)
Ms. Z: How come you are not wearing yours?
Mr. X: My t-shirt got smaller.
Me: Huh...? *Trying to digest the fact*
Ms. Z: You mean you got...
Mr. X: No! My t-shirt got smaller!
Work is fun when you have fun colleagues :-D