how stupid can an adult be?

this is supposed to be an auto-generated post, timed to be released on 23 may 2008 at 8:00 am GMT+8:00 (kl time laa tu). dunno whether it's gonna work or not. my first time doing this with my new blog. tried it with my old blog on friendster, it didn't work there. let's see kalau blogspot lagik terer dari friendster.. atau aku yang tak reti guna schedule function ni. yg best nyer takder pulak button "schedule" kat page ni, yg ada button "publish" ngan "save " jek. so i'm just gonna change the post date to the intended future date and click "publish".. tgk laa jadik ke tidak....

There's this one game show that I enjoy watching lately - Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

Mmg best game show ni. Ditambah pulak lately there are not many game shows on tv, unlike last time. Skrg zaman reality shows, every channel ada reality shows. Yg nyanyi la, melawak la, teka lirik la, jahit baju la, yg cerita kisah hidup hari2 pun ada.. Senang eh tak payah susah2 menaip kat blog.

Back to the game show, mmg best tgk org besar jwb soklan budak kecik. Lg best bila org besar tu tak tau hapah jawapannyer. Mulalah keluar peluh. Berkerut muka. Tak sangka susah juga soklan peksa budak darjah lima.

Hari ni aku tgk sorg mamat ni soklan pertama pun dah berpeluh. Soklannyer ialah “How many E in the word mathematics?”. Obviously the word did not appear on screen la kalu tak senang giler mamat tu nak jawab..tinggal nak kira jek berapa E on the screen..kalu itu pun berpeluh mmg la bengap. The host said the word and the guy supposed to answer. Mamat ni mmg x tau jwpn smpi kena use one of his “cheats” (kira mcm talian hayat la). The cheat that he used was to copy his classmate's answer. Classmate ni budak darjah 5 la. So mamat ni buta2 copy jwpn budak tu dgn harapan the little girl knew better. Bila host tu tny what do u think the answer is, mamat tu jwb “two Es”. Mak eh tak gi skolah kah manusia ini. Host pun kata if u answered that it would be wrong (obviously!). Mujurlah budak kecik yg bijak laksana tu jwb one E. Alahai..si kecik lagik pandai dr yg si tua bangka. Yg bestnya the host tny mamat tu where do u put the otherE? Mamat tu jwb at the end. Bijakk..bijakkkk...

Bukan setakat dlm game show, dlm perkara lain pun budak2 kdg2 lg bijak dr org tua. I believe that's because their minds are so pure, tak dicemari anasir2 jahat, kurang pikirkan benda2 yg bleh distract diorg from focusing on the simple things in life. When hz was little he would be the first to notice if had gained or lost weight, and he would said it to me objectively “kaklong dah gemok” or “kaklong dah kurus” tanpa rasa bersalah ;-) Now that he has grown up I bet if I were to ask him the same question he would take 5 mins to think abt what to say and finally he wld say something ambiguous like “ntahla ok je kot” which wouldn't answer the question anyway. Complicated betul pikiran org bsr ni kan. Jadi budak kecik lg senang x byk benda nak pikir..padahal dulu kecik2 aku laa org yg paling nak cpt besar supaya bleh buat semua benda dlm dunia.. Hahahaha

I'm leaving u guys with one question that ppl say can be answered correctly by 95% of kindergarten kids but only 5% of Harvard students can get it right. Here we go:

What is mightier than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor has it,
The rich needs it,
If you eat it you will die.

There's only one answer. Kalu korg dah tau jwpn nye sshhh diam2. Kalau tak tau cuba teka. Kalau give up nnt aku kasi tau jwpn.

Me writing on asus pda, tu pasal cantik je capital letter keluar b4 every sentence :-)

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